niallhorantheirish:

Dan and Jay at their wedding - 20.07.2014 (x)

doncasturbate:

Let us pray

bae: come over
me: i can't, harry just tweeted burn lyrics
bae: my parents arent home
me: harry is SAD

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

yellowcurvyfruit:

Oh hay guys I’m just a bear doin bear things don’t mind me

her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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